Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Pam and Kendra's Adventure to the Ooomm Dome

Saturday we were not racing so Sam's cousin Pam and I headed up to the Ommm Dome [as I call it] or

Inte-gra-tron [as other people call it]

it is about 2 miles from our High Desert House...

Here is some info about it...

The Integratron is located on an intersection of powerful geomagnetic forces that, when focused by the unique geometry of the building, will concentrate and amplify the energy required for rejuvenation and healing.  In 2005, a geophysicist measured the earth's magnetic field for up to 15 miles in every direction from the Integratron and then inside the dome.  She proclaimed that there is a significant, unexplainable spike in the earth's magnetic field in the center of the Integratron.

The Sound Bath is a 30-minute sonic healing session with 9 quartz crystal bowls played live in the Integratron's highly resonant, multi-wave sound chamber. This is the ultimate Integratron experience! 

Here is a video about it... check it out...

 

Ok... so Pam and I head up to the Ommm Dome to have a sound bath, rejuvinate and get our Chi straightened out...  Hey we have open minds, what can it hurt...

On our way up there... we happened upon a manniquin... she was crazy lookin... we just HAD to pull over and get a photo with her...

   

We were on an Adventure!

Pam and Kendra's Adventure to the Ommm Dome! 

Watch out world here we come!!!

So...Pam and I get up to the Integratron,

pay our $10 each,

take our mats, blankets, Chi and walk over to the Dome...

In the Dome... you have to take off your shoes and go up the steepest set of stairs I have ever seen... 

Pam dramatically [as only Pam can...LOL] chucks her mat and blanket up the stairs and hoists her voluptuous body up the ships ladder...

[Am I lying Pam...? Tell the truth]

Announcing our arrival to every Hippie, Princess Leah, and tattooed up freak show in the Ooommm Dome! 

[Am I lying Pam? You know I am not!]

While 30 people stare at our arrival! It looks like we just joined nap time at summer camp... people are laying on mats with blankets in a big circle... We quickly try to become invisible after that dramatic entrance... Oooops...

After a lengthy story told to us by the Lady who owns the Ooommm Dome, we settled in for our sound bath,

[you close your eyes and relax listening to crystal bowls being played in the acoustically perfect dome]

A few minutes into my Chi getting rejuvenated I hear Pam start to snore, so I hit her...

this set off the giggles between us...

I tried to dive under my blanket and ignore the laughing between us...

but I couldn't help it...

I finally rolled over so I wasnt facing her...

that didnt help... we had the giggles and we had them BAD... 

I wanted to die... All these people were doing their Ooooommm thing and all we could do was try to be quiet with the giggles!

It started to spread to the guy next to Pam...

he was giggling now too...

Oh Man did I want to get out of the Ooommm Dome and now!!!

We waited till the sound bath was done and we scooted out of their quickly...

Pam left as she came in... 

chucking her mat and blanket down the stairs...

and then her body with giggling Chi behind it...

We may not be allowed back into the Oooommm Dome anytime soon...

 

7 comments:

slyracing1 said...

I shoulda called it "Getting 86'd from the Ooomm Dome"
Kendra

nay0114 said...

Now you know Kendra when someone like me hears something like that I think that is so HOLLYWOOD. LOL only in California. Enjoyed the story and I bet you all are not allowed any longer.
Take care, Chrissie

eml625 said...

So this is the REAL HOUSEWIVES OF OC!!!!

I'm on my way baby

queeniemart said...

Jesus.

Can a person not take you ANYWHERE?
First you two molest the damn manniqueinn..then you piss off the whacks who are bathing in sound and crystal banging or whatever that was by giggling and acting like you are 10.
Was the dude beside you cute?
Did anyone fart?

what did it smell like there?

did you see Jesus's face in the sand?
were you stoned? It sounds like one of those moments where you need to be stoned to fully appreciate the moment.

damn, why did you NOT invite ME and ELLEN?


XO lj

ktchu9 said...

ok for all those who don't believe.......................BELIEVE IT!!!!!!! yes i am the other one, its all true believe that, we had such a great time, oh and felt so rejuvinated!! I'm ready to go again, but we need to make sure we get another pic of the manniquin with us maybe she will have a new outfit on, damn she needs to be more sluty looking, oh no thats us that needs it

Love you Kendra.............Pam

imgr8phil said...

Sounds like you had a blast.  You ought to do it bimonthly!  

Phil

voliball4me said...

You guys are such SILLY girls.