Tuesday, March 31, 2009

What I wanted to say... but I have been drinking... shhhhhh

Ok... forgive me for this entry but I am 3 sheets to the wind...

3 Ameretto Disarrono's with O.J.


Not O.J. Simpson... orange juice... I did meet O.J. Simpson once but that is another story...

Whoa time out...

3 sheets to the wind... what does that mean anyway?

Where in H E double hockey sticks did that come from anyway?

Was someone doing laundry drunk and lost a sheet?

I mean...seriously?

Ok... never mind... anyway...

Your probably wondering why I decided to have a few 'toddies' on a Tuesday night right?

Well I had to 'play' real estate agent yesterday... Sometimes in life... you have ta be a grown up and sometimes people drive you crazy... yesterday was one of those days...

I won't go into details... just this... I am the listing agent on a commercial building...

this agent brought in buying clients...

I have never met this agent before but I was a little taken back by his dress attire...

Normally.... Real Estate Agents dress in suits... or nice slacks and button up shirts...

however this is in Southern California... so technically anything goes... ok...

Now... imagine... a white guy in his 50's maybe 60's... balding...

Walks in wearing... white tennis shoes, white socks, white shorts - mid thigh,
white polo shirt... collar up...

Message to me was clear...

"Hi... I wish it was the 80's... I just finished watching 'Risky Business' for the 800,000 time,
I wish I played tennis this morning... but my tan says I did not... hopefully you won't notice that... I think I know more than you in real estate... and every chance I get... I am going to act like that for my clients.... and your name is?"

I wanted to say...

"Hi... my name is... 'I think you look ridiculous'... why don't you go sell that car you are driving [1974 white convertible Mercedes coupe] while I talk to your clients... I mean after all... we are 'ALL' ignoring you anyway... I mean seriously... "Dude... WTF?"

Can you guys tell... This guy bugged the HELL outta me...

We were ALL ignoring him... I guess he decided he needed to EARN his commission because he says at the end of the meeting...

"We need to have a meeting on ...."How you decided on your asking price" with a fake laugh...

like I was out in left field with my price...

I wanted to say so bad...

"Ohhh I just pulled the number outta my ass..."

"Really... it was because the numbers flowed together so well... don't you agree... they just roll off the tongue in a natural way..."

HELLO... ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Your clients are salivating, wanting to move in next week...

You better shut up before I FIND a tennis racquet and smack you upside the head with it...


Opps... Did I say that?

Sorry it was the laundry...

I am 3 sheets to the wind...

Where the HELL is that other sheet anyway?

Sunday, March 29, 2009

How sad... our thoughts and prayers are with the family

We just found out the families killed in that plane crash in Montana were family members of Glen Helen Raceway... [Our hometown track that we race at] When I go to Glen Helen, I always stop in to see Betty Feldcamp, the mother of Bud Feldcamp... She is 80 something years old and I always enjoy visits with her... [Betty called me last year and wanted me to have Bud do my teeth but I had already had the oral surgery with someone else] Anyway, my point was... That
is how well we know the family...

Our thoughts and prayers are with them... We were driving home from Texas when we heard the story on the radio...

First we heard of the plane crash... an hour later they reported about the families with children
on board... then they reported they crashed into a cemetary... and I said to Sam... "Could this story get any more tragic? How horrible!"

My prayers go out to Bud... I can not imagine losing 2 daughters and 5 grand children...

Below is the AP story in case you have not heard...


The Associated Press is now reporting that the plane owned by Glen Helen Raceway owner Bud Feldkamp that crashed in Montana on Sunday contained three California famlies traveling to the Yellowstone Club for a skiing vacation. Among those killed in the crash were two of Feldcamp's daughters and their families.
The victims included two of Feldcamp's daughters, Amy Jacobson of St. Helena, California, and Vanessa Pullen of Lodi, California, Jacobson's husband, Erin. Their children, Taylor, 4, Ava, 3 and Jude, 1, also died in the crash as did Pullen's husband, Michael, and their children Sydney, 9, and Christopher, 7.
Feldkamp, a pilot, was not flying the plane and instead was driving with one of his sons to meet family members for the ski trip in Bozeman, Montana.
The flight was scheduled to fly from Oroville, California, to Bozeman, but after the single engine turboprop plane was en route, the pilot notified air traffic controller he was diverting to Butte, according to an Associated Press report.
The plane ended up crashing just short of the Bert Mooney Airport in Butte. National Transportation Safety Board members are currently investigating the area of the crash - the Holy Cross Cemetery. So far, no cause of the crash has been given.
Butte Silver-Bow Sheriff John Walsh told the AP that there were a few people at the cemetery at the time of the crash, but no one on the ground was injured.
It was the worst plane crash in America since a commuter plane last month fell on a house in a suburb of Buffalo, New York, killing all 49 passengers and a man in the home.
Phone calls to Glen Helen haven't been returned.
The plane took off from Brown Field Municipal airport in San Diego on Saturday evening and flew to Redlands. It then left Sunday morning for Vacaville. From there it flew to Oroville and on to Butte, according to AP reports.

Friday, March 27, 2009

All my stalkers live in Texas, thats why I hang my hat in CA


I have been so busy I forgot to tell ya'all about my stalker in Texas!

I don't know why weird stuff like this happens to me but it does...

Last week, we desperately needed our trailer pumped out... The pooper pumped! So my sister in law Tina and I head out on the golf cart to find the pooper pumper guy... Sam said he saw the guy driving around looking for customers... We look and look... NOTHING... this is not good because its coming up the toilet in the trailer... [sorry I know that was graphic but you need to know how desperately we were looking for the guy...] We went to the main gate and asked if he left for the day? Nope he is still in the MX park they tell us... "Ok well DON'T let him leave, until he comes by site 171" Ok they say...
Then we find him... I must have looked so HAPPY to see him! because for some reason the guy hugged me as I approached him... Can you say... EEeeeeewwwww... The pooper pumper guy hugged me!!!!!!!!!!!!
I asked him to come by site 171 when he left this motorhome and he said "I was next on his list... be right there"
An hour later... ? He shows up... but I am leaving on the golf cart to watch a race... so I leave him with Sam...
I guess he asked Sam "Is that your wife?" Sam said "Yes" "Awww too bad, I kinda like her, she is purtee" Sam laughed
I get back and Sam is teasing me... "You got a secret admirer... Kendra... you might want to consider leaving me for him... start a new life... you could be Mrs. Pooper Pumper"
everyone laughs
"Hey... you better knock it off... I just might do that... he is number 1, in the number 2 business" everyone laughs...

Later that day... we see Mr. Pooper Pumper in the food court area...
"Kendra don't look now but here comes your secret admirer" Tina says
I am sitting in the golf cart... he touches my knee.... eeeeeewwwww...
"How long ya gonna be here? I'll be here till Sunday" he says all excited
"Yup me too" I say and think... please don't kidnap me
"Well if ya need another pumping... let me know"
"I don't think we will, but if we do... Ill come find ya" inside my head I'm thinking please don't touch me again...
[Sam said he never wore gloves during the pumping... Ewwwwww]

Hang on... I gotta take another shower just typing this story....

The next day... Tina and I are on the back of the golf cart when she spots him... So she calls out to him and waves...
I coulda killed her...

Not 5 minutes later, he comes into our camping area and makes a beeline for me...

Please dont touch me... Please don't touch me... I am thinking

Everyone stops what they are doing to enjoy the show... with smirks on their faces...

"Hi... what camp is this? because I am looking for site 164... I have to go there next"
"Uhhh.....This is 171"
"Oh ok... thanks and he walks off"

Everyone waits till he is gone... then they bust out laughing... "TINA... don't do that again!!!" I chase after her like I am in high school

I heard so much crap about him... LOL

"Awww Kendra, Even Pooper Pumper Men need love"
"I bet he pumps really good too"
"They don't call them Honey Dippers for nothing!"

"OMG... you guys need to SHUT the HELL UP"
"Oh... I bet he could clean your potty mouth... really well"

All I can say is... At least my stalker... was number 1 in the number 2 business!!!!

I gotta go take another shower...

EEEEeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...........................

Thursday, March 26, 2009

My day with Manny yesterday... that man can EAT!!

Ok so yesterday I took Manny to town with me... He was so happy to have someone else driving... I took him to his bank, we went to my bank and then I asked him to lunch at Sizzler... I told him he would be doing me a favor, because no one in my family likes Sizzler and I crave double Malibu chicken... [Gram Pam and Nurse Pam know this huh!]
So he was all excited... I ordered my Double Malibu Chicken with salad bar and he ordered a salad bar... then he ordered coffee... and then he asked if they had 'Sanka' coffee...
WTH I haven't heard the word Sanka in years... then he changed it to diet Pepsi...

Oh boy... let me tell you... I have never seen anyone eat so much in my life! We were there for 3 hours!!! He had broccoli cheese soup, then ate the french fries off my plate, then he ate 4 plates of spaghetti with meatballs, with chicken wings... then he ate 2 bowls of ice cream... and drank 4 large glasses of Diet Pepsi! WHOA!!!

Two months ago, I would have been chanting 'patience is a virtue' in my head... but yesterday I sat back and enjoyed it all... soaking it in... grateful for the second chance...

A Marine and his son were seated next to us... when they got up to leave Manny says
"Are you a Marine?" the man says "Yes, 13 yrs now" then they start talking Marine tech talk... Manny says "What is your M something or other" the guy says "Recruiting" then Manny says "No your original M something?" the man says "artillery" Manny says "Me too"
The man says "Its all different now... kind of like a video game" "Does your son do the 30 inch walk?" they laugh, I have no idea what they are saying LOL "Where did you go to boot?" blah blah blah... then Manny has to shake his hand... and does that "Go ahead squeeze as hard as you can... not too bad for 83 huh" The man laughs... He clearly enjoyed this conversation... Manny thanks him for serving...

I just sit back and watch... Manny is having a good day... Which I realize is a blessing to see... He tells me its a great day for him "I got to go to town with a beautiful woman, and she bought me lunch! It doesn't get any better than this!!" I laugh..
He calls me 'Kid' a lot...
"You know Kid, life is short... in the blink of an eye its gone... it goes by too fast... enjoy every day!"
"Manny, maybe the other side is pretty good too yanno?"
"Ahhhh... I wanna stay here... I got things to do... the VA says I only have 2 months... I hope they are wrong... what do you think? You think I only got 2 months?"
"Nah... I think you got longer than that... look how good you eat!" he laughs
"I don't wanna go yet... I got things to do..."
"Ya? Like what? What do you want to do?" I am ready to start a 'Bucket List' LOL
the things he wants to do are all home maintenance... [stuff that would take a day to fix]
"Ok so when those things are done... you'll be ready to go then?" I tease and he laughs
He just wants to stay...
He is struggling with his mortality... he is afraid he will get so sick he can't stay in his house...
"For the first time in my life... I FEEL old..." he says reflecting
"Well, I hope the first time I feel old is when I am 83 yrs old, Manny!" he laughs "I know... I keep forgetting I am 83... my mind says I am much younger"
I know the feeling!
In my mind I am much younger and then I pass a mirror and think "OMG I am getting old!!"
"Your not old Kid! You got 40 more years... I wish I had 40 more years!"

He makes me feel young... I like that! He makes me see the flowers on the side of the road... He makes me realize everyday is a gift, no matter the struggle... He makes me enjoy life more...

I am so happy he came back from the dead to teach me about LIFE...

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

I'm backkkkkk.................






Home again, Home again, Jiggidy jig LOL

OMG I am so wiped out... its a good tired... it was a great week... Kieffer holeshot one of his moto's and was in first place for all five laps... [with a guy on his ass the whole time] I cried after it was over... Taking first at a National is huge...

HOWEVER... that is NOT my biggest news of all!

You guys are NEVER going to believe this... you better sit down... LOL

I get a call from Kameron last week... "Mom are you sitting down?"
"Uh Oh... what Kameron"
"No its good news" I was thinking.. Candice must be having twins... but no...
"Mom, Manny came over today... he is alive..."
"WHAT?" "Ya the VA sent him to a nursing home for 2 months, he has been trying to get a hold of you but he only had our home number at the other house" [Which I disconnected a month ago]

so much for those weird signs... I'll prefer to think of them as Manny trying to call me... LOL

So yesterday as I was typing this Manny came over... I guess he had a bad reaction to his chemo and it almost killed him... He was in ICU for weeks... [GD VA Hospital for not telling me where he was... Sheesh]
He worked pretty hard to get out of there... [he would stay at his rehabilitation session a couple of hours more than he had to!] Anyway... finally he was released on March 19... and then he came over here...

Then you will never believe what happened... he drove into town to get some food... and some idiot tried to pass another car... he had to drive into the desert to avoid him! He is all bruised up from the accident! The guy just kept driving... his tire was flat.... so he had to jack it up and change his tire afterwards...

Survives the hospital, and then almost gets killed in a car accident! Then has to change his own tire in the desert at 83... Is he a tough old bird or what? I think it rattled him pretty good... because he asked if he could go to town with me next time I go... so I am taking him today...

Manny said he would put our names on the list for the VA emergency contact... and keep a copy of our numbers in his wallet...

It sure is nice to get a second chance with someone you care about...

Stories and pictures of Texas to follow next entry... Ok I'll give ya a few right now... LOL
My honey [above] [below] my neice Michelle
or Kieffer's lady luck cousin LOL
The beautiful sunsets in Texas

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Damn Texas mud... LOL

So yesterday we headed over to the track to park the trailer... and we got stuck in the mud... It was bad... a bunch of RV's got stuck! We have 4 wheel drive too... Oh boy... even the tractor started slippin...
but eventually we got the trailer set up...

Good news ... its going to be in the 70's & 80's this week for racing... FINALLY













Saturday, March 14, 2009

Day 3 Its raining, its pouring, and we are outta here



Standing in the tower watching the race


See the river [below]










Can you say... Eeeeeewwwww




The pond starting in the back 40 by our trailer




This is called a Skunk egg... it has Ham, Turkey, Cheese etc...





Check out the tractors on the starting line... the water was a foot deep a few hours before







The whoop section


Day 3 - RACE DAY

Finally its Tuesday... RACE DAY... Whoo Hoo and although Kieffer was racing in 5 classes, he only had 1 race on Tuesday... You have to remember there are over 3,000 racers at this National from all over the US...

So Sam and Kieffer head over to the staging area... [A staging area is where the next 3 races line up waiting to go to the line] Only a racer and his mechanic can go in there... and the mechanic has to have a pass... this eliminates a bunch of people in staging...
Ok... so a father of one of the racers starts talking to me... while I sit in the golf cart with a book...

"This is our first National and I don't think we should be here" He is scared for his son
"Awwww everyone has to get their first National under their belt, then you know what to go home and work on!" I told him
"I know but my son is 10 seconds behind every racer in his class"
[He knows this by practice transponder times]
"You know what tho... nobody comes to their first National and wins... we didn't... it was a shock to us too, I think my son took a 38th out of 40 at our first National" this seems to make him feel better...
"Which one is your son?" he asks me
"He is number 921"
The next race starts and we can't hear very well...
He leans in "9 WHAT?" I lean in closer "Number 9-21, its his BIRTH DATE"
"Oh Wow, OK"
So eventually... Kieffer gets up on the line, the gate drops, with 40 racers going into the first turn...
Kieffer comes out of the pack in 2nd place... Oh boy... my heart is pumping... I get more nervous when he is in front, than working his way up the pack! About the 3rd lap, he starts falling back... I can tell something is wrong...
He hung on for a 6th place... which is GREAT at a National... afterwards we found out he got 'arm pump'
Arm Pump is when your arms cramp up and you can barely hang on to the bike... like riding with a charlie horse going down both arms... it happens... its not fun...
So after we get back to the trailer... Sam says to me...
"Kendra, did you tell some guy it was Kieffer's birthday?"
"What?"
"Ya some Dad, lined up next to us and said Happy Birthday to Kieffer... then said "Hey your Mom said it was your birthday today, what a great way to spend your birthday"
Then it dawns on me...
"No I told him Kieffer's race number is 9-21, his birth DATE, I didn't say "Its his birthday" then I laughed "Sam, what did you say?"
"I didn't say anything... Kieffer and I just looked at each other... I thought maybe you got a free hot dog or something if it was your racers birthday so you said it was... Hell I don't what your up to half the time..."
I laughed... OMG... I got a kick out of that...

That night the rain started... and I mean it poured ALL NIGHT 2 inches of rain... It cleared up for about 5 hours in the morning but it was supposed to start again around 2pm... The track spent the morning TRYING to get the track groomed for racing... Kieffer was race 4... Oh boy... It is NOT good to race in the mud...
First of all, the chance of getting injured goes up exponentially...
Second, you can blow up a bike engine fairly quickly because the radiator gets clogged with mud, plus your graphics on the bike get tore up!!
and last but not least... The racer becomes a mess, you get caked with wet mud in 38 degree weather, and then the trailer becomes a mess as the racer heads to the shower...
Kieffer is NOT a 'mud runner', he HATES the mud...
As Kieffer was in staging... it starts raining... the race before him was the 50 yr old plus race... they took FOREVER to race... When your 50 and racing... you tend to go pretty slow... nobody wants to break a hip!
LOL
Soon the race was over, and they asked if anyone wanted to do the hot lap practice lap before the race... [You have to be crazy to do a hot lap in those conditions, you would come back caked with mud, your tires would be caked with mud, your goggles would be wiped out... its just stupid to do]
So 39 racers decline the hot lap, but 1 guy decided to do it... Oh brother... So the rest of the class has to wait for Mr. Stupid to do his Hot Lap... in the pouring down rain... for 4 minutes... which is a life time while your waiting to go... Finally he comes around probably feeling pretty stupid...
The gate drops and its a mud fest into the first turn.... Kieffer gets a really crappy start, he is in about 30th place... but after about a half of a lap he worked his way up to 10th... I am trying to stay dry under a building, watching... oh it just looks miserable... then I notice the red flag waving at the finish line...

A red flag means the race is over, go back to the starting line... I was like... WTH? They only red flag when half the field goes down or someone is really hurt... I didn't see a big pile up... hhhhmmm this was weird... I realize Kieffer probably needs fresh goggles then, so I race back to the trailer to get them...

Next thing I know, Kieffer is back at the trailer... He said "Go back and get Dad, we decided not to race anymore" as I went back to get Sam we find out that they canceled the racing for the day... It was that bad!!!

So long story longer... The rain kept coming... and they were expecting 2 more inches over the next 2 days... The track already told the 50, 60 and 80cc racers they wouldn't be racing...
The next morning we decided to leave... it just wasn't worth it... Not when you have another National to go to... You need fresh bikes... plus we were afraid we would get stuck in the mud and wouldn't be able to get the trailer out of there...
It was a good thing we decided to pack up and leave... They were crazy... They scheduled Kieffer to race that day in race Number 2, 4, 5, and 9... Right, I don't think so... a racer can barely race back to back in good conditions... never mind trying to do it in muddy 38 degree weather... no way... we love racing... but we are not going to take a chance like that...

Kieffer and I went to watch his moto that morning from the tower...
"Do you wish were out there?" I asked him
he laughed "Uhhh NO"

We left 2 hours later... and drove to the next National at Oak Hill where we got a hotel room for the last 2 days... [While it continued to pour down rain!] We have been watching the website for the National we just left... they canceled all racing yesterday... no kidding... you can't race in that stuff!...

So we are currently in a holding pattern... LOL

Sam's sister Tina, her hubby Ciro, and my nephew C.J. arrived this morning... they drove straight through also... so right now Tina and Ciro are sleeping in their hotel and C.J and Kieffer drove to go see a movie...

C.J races in the 80cc classes, Kieffer races 250cc and 450cc...

We can take the trailer in the gates after 6pm tonight... Sign in starts on Monday, Practice starts on Tuesday, Racing Wednesday through Saturday...

So stay tuned... LOL
OMG Kieffer just called from the movie theatre... He says its the nicest one he has ever been in... They hand you a menu and you order your snacks from the seats... How cool is that!!! He said the menu had
"Ocean's Eleven shrimp cocktail", you could order beer, besides popcorn... and if want something else... you push a button and the waitress comes...
I said "How much was it to get in Kieff?" he said "$5" "NAh... your playing with me..." "Mom I swear... I am going to take a picture"
Everything is bigger and better in Texas...
Ya'all come back now...

Friday, March 13, 2009

Day 2








Kieffer after practice




Are you ready for some more crazy stories? Ok... here we go... LOL

We arrived after driving straight through... I do not EVER want to be a long haul trucker... EVER... that kicked my butt and Sam's!!!
You know your starting to lose it while driving when you start singing the 'Smokey and the Bandit" song...
"We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there... We gotta do what they say can't be done..."
Great.... now its stuck in my head again...

We arrived in time for Kieffer to get 3 practices in... Whew... actually they were really nice and allowed him in the 'Pro" practice because we were late... we checked in, got his transponder... [its for scoring him in a race, and giving him lap times]
The weather was PERFECT... warm, a little humid, but very nice!!!
We unloaded the trailer and got set up... out in the back 40... all the RV spaces were taken so we parked in a field, next to a field with longhorns and horses... Hey we are in Texas...
We heard rain was coming in a couple of days so we parked on a high spot...

and then...

Manny sent me another sign...

for those of you who don't believe in signs... you can skip this part then...

No it wasn't another balloon either...

Before I tell you what happened... I have to give you some information on Manny... his family was Greek and his last name was Gregor-opolis, only when his father came to the US he dropped the opolis... Ok... did you follow that?

Ok... good... so there we are sitting in chairs outside of our campsite... out in a field all by ourselves I might add....when a family comes up to us... A Grandma, A Father and a Daughter...

"Hi, we are new to racing and this is our first National... Can you answer a few questions for us?"
"Oh sure..."
"Is there another practice in the morning before racing?"
"Well you get what they call a Hot Lap... meaning you get one lap to look at the track before racing"
So this conversation led to more questions and they stayed talking to us for awhile... it was nice...
When they went to leave I said "By the way what is your name?"
the father says "My name is Manny, this is my Mom, she is visiting from Greece... helping me out"
Sam and I looked at each other.... Whoa...
We explained about our neighbor Manny who was also Greek, we told him about the Gregor-oplois thing...
Then the guy says... ""Oh wow, that is really weird my last name is Opolis!"

Hhhhmmmm? Ooooooo Eeeeeee Ooooooo..... LOL

So all I have to say is Manny is still trying to say Hi from the other side... whatta think about that?

Next entry will be a funny story about racing the next day... stay tuned...

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Day 1 - Ya'all come back now hear

Greetings from deep in the heart of Texas...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ya'all ready for some stories.... Go get a cup of something, sit down and hang on...
its gonna be a crazy ride...

Why does the craziest shit happen to me? Where in hell do I begin?

Ahhhh yes... Saturday night...

You buckled in? Cuz here we go...

Saturday night we decided to leave because Kieffer had a practice at the National Monday morning...
Its a 20 hour drive.... so we hurried out the door at 8pm Saturday night... Gram Pam was at the house to watch the doggies... and they were happy... she also gave me some chocolate covered coffee beans from Starbucks... Can you say... WIRED me up!!! I was so happy because I can't drink energy drinks they make me sleepy... but let me tell you those chocolate covered coffee beans... oh boy... I was ready to drive ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! Weeeeeeeeeee.... LOL

As we started to leave, the mapquest told us to back track to the 10 freeway 30 miles... downhill... then start heading to Texas and go up Chiraco Summit... I told Sam that was stupid... lets just go out by 29 Palms and then by Rice road to the 10 freeway, we will bypass Chiraco Summit... he agreed... it was a little sketchy because its a two lane road, out in the middle of NO WHERE... so if we broke down we would be screwed for long time!!!
Well we made it to the 10 freeway, no problems... Whoo hoo... about 2 hours into the trip... Sam decided he was tired and turned the driving over to me... which he NEVER does... so after about an hour he was happy enough with my driving the truck & trailer, he got in the back seat to go to sleep... [Its a crew cab]
So there I am... driving between Blythe, CA and Phoenix, AZ cruising along... BINGING on coffee beans... listening to my coasttocoast radio show... driving through the miles of nothing-ness at 1am in the morning... about an hour outside of Phoenix... I hear a WHAM... thunkity, thunk, thunkity thunk... yup... a tire blew on the trailer! Slowly... I drive to the next off ramp... to a one horse town called Tonopah... When I say the tire blew... I mean it Blew up! Sam said "Call AAA and see if they can have a tow truck come take the rim off and then we will take it into town in the morning and get another tire mounted... because the trailer is a dually... we don't have a spare..." I said "ok" WELL GUESS WHAT? Don't tell AAA you don't have a spare because they WONT come take a rim off!!! WTH? So Sam says "Well lets try to get some sleep and lets deal with it in the morning"...

Now let me explain the sleeping arrangements with all of you... Kieffer is snuggled into his bunk in the trailer... but Sam and I cant go sleep in our bed because there are 4 race bikes and a golf cart in our area of the trailer! So, I get the front seat of the truck and Sam has the backseat... so there I am... a wired up on coffee beans mess, trying to get some sleep, while two seatbelt things are digging into my back.... I laid there playing my "It could be worse game"

"Ok... this situation totally sucks but it could be worse.... it could have happened on that 29 Palms highway out in the middle of no where... that would be worse! It could have happened on the 10 freeway in the middle of no where... ok that would be worse... semi's flying by all night!!.... it could have made the trailer sway and tip over... that would be worse..."

At 4am, I am still lying awake trying to talk to myself... "Kendra... life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it... I know... but I could be in New Mexico by now... Kendra you need to calm down...everything happens for a reason... I know but THIS SUCKS!!! Kendra... go to sleep... I WISH I COULD... GD COFFEE BEANS!!!"

Finally I fell asleep but woke up when the sun came up... Sam went into the Shell station and got the number of an emergency tire guy...

thank you... thank you... thank you...

He had to wait for the tire store to open to pick up the size tires we needed...Sam had decided to change both tires on that side of the trailer

[Now if Arizona changed their clocks like the rest of the civilized world... we wouldn't have had to wait for an hour right?]

So we headed over to the only other place of business in Tonopah...
"The Family Restaurant" for breakfast... [This place is NOT a family restaurant, its a long forgotten truck stop maybe!]

Ok remember Flo from Mel's diner? "Kiss my grits"... that is who the waitress reminds me of... she has a name tag on... It says... I swear to God,I can't make this shit up!

Her name tag says "Love Bug" so I said "Is that your real name?" "Uh huh, I have a sister named Lady, a brother named Jitter, a brother named Doodle, and I even have a cousin named Stink... I had sadistic parents..." and she wanders off... It took me a minute to get the names... its the blonde in me... "Oh I get it... Doodle Bug, Lady Bug... etc..." Kieffer laughed at how long it took me to get that... We find out she was kidding... Her name is really "Cher"...

WHATEVER...

I guess in a one horse town like that you gotta get your kicks somehow...

As we are eating, I am daydreaming out the window... looking at the trailer... when I realize something... "Uh... Sam... is that a spare tire under the trailer?" he looks and say "Oh my God!" and then I did something Kieffer will never let me forget... I let the "F" word fly out of my mouth...I said "Awwwww FUCK" Kieffer says "MOM! We are in a FAMILY restaurant!"

"Sure it is Kieffer... where are all the families then?"

So long story... a little bit longer... there was a reason I didn't see the spare tire sooner... it was because all the tires on the trailer had sun rot and ALL of them had to be replaced...

By 10am on Sunday morning we were on the road again...

We had less than 24 hours to get to Lake Whitney Texas...

See EVERYTHING does happen for a reason!

Even in a little town called Tonopah with Love Bug waitressing...

Oh brother... shaking my head...






Stay tuned for a bunch more stories...

Saturday, March 7, 2009

On the road again, I just can't wait to get on the road again

Good Saturday morning everyone...
Hope you 'all are having a nice weekend! Mine is a little hectic... Kameron and Kieffer are at Perris Raceway trying to qualify for the Loretta Lynn's... [L.L. is the biggest amateur race of the year... only the top 5 in the region go... but first you have to make top 10 to get to regional's] Did you understand that? Ok good!
And... check this out...
We leave in the morning for the Texas Nationals... yup its been a year already!!! For those of you who were not reading my blog then... It was eventful... Kieffer did great at Lake Whitney... trophied... then we went to Oak Hill and he had trophied in one class... was in his last 'main' race... was in 3rd place... the kid in front of Kieffer hit some mud and came to a stop, Kieffer hit the back of his bike, went over the bars and was then run over by the next bike... he broke his leg pretty badly, we flew him home the next day and then we drove home as fast as we could... because Kieffer had surgery 4 days later...He has a 13 inch rod in his lower leg... After the surgery Kieffer said "My 13 inch rod makes it hard for me to walk" LOL
So anyway... Kieffer is racing today... and then we leave in the morning... Gram Pam is going to meet the boys at Perris raceway and come back with them to watch the dogs while we are gone...
Whoo hoo... she is the only person I have ever left my dogs with that my dogs LOVE... I swear last year when we came back from Texas... my dogs could have cared less if I was home!!
Oh and by the way, GiGi's name has been changed... ever since she had that uterus infection and was fixed... she has gotten so fat! So we now call her "Biggie Gi" LOL

OH good news... the boys just called and Kieffer qualified for the regional's and is bringing home a medal... Whoo Hoo...
So if he takes top 5 at the Glen Helen Regional's in May we will be heading to Tennessee in late July, early August...

Ok I gotta go... Ill miss you all... this year I will be taking my laptop so hopefully I can keep ya up to date on our Motocross racing adventures...

Be good kids while I am gone... LOL

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

"You've seen the best... forget the rest!!!"

Whoa, I had a flashback to my childhood this morning! One day I was getting ready for high school and my Father was still sleeping, I forgot to get something signed so I opened his bedroom door to tell him... Only, my father wasn't sleeping... He had gotten up out of bed and was heading towards his robe on the back of the door... NAKED... OMG, I suddenly realized he was naked and quickly shut the door!!!
The thing I remember most about that morning was how my Dad handled it...
[I mean seriously... can you say awkward]
He came out of the door and said "You've seen the best!! Forget the rest!!" and I laughed... I have NEVER forgotten that day... I thought that was the coolest way to handle awkward!!!

So fast forward to this morning... OMG I can not believe I am about to tell you all this but its never a dull moment in my household!!!


I got up this morning and let the dogs out... Kameron and Kieffer are up here helping to get us ready for the Texas Nationals... so like I said I let the dogs out, started coffee, and tried to call the dogs back in but they wouldn't come.... Grrrrr... they were hunting in the wood pile... I thought... whatever... I am going back to bed!!! So I took off my robe and snuggled back into bed with Sam... I was just starting to fall back asleep when suddenly we heard Bolts and Rider fighting... Which sounded like they were killing each other! I FLEW out of bed, opened my door and started looking for a glass of water on the bar to throw at them!!! I looked across the bar and then up to Kieffer's face... He had this look of horror on his face... and that is when I realized... I was topless!!!! I used my arm to cover them, grabbed a bottle of water, and ran outside... By now, Kameron had gotten them apart... it was officially over...
So I walked back in the house, threw on my robe and said "Kieffer, you have seen the best... forget the rest!"
but of course Kieffer couldn't leave it at that...


"Ok, first of all... when I think of the 'best' boobs I have seen in my life... I really don't want the word 'MOM popping into my head, so I have to come up with a different category..."
I laughed
Kieffer thought for minute and said "Ok they are the 'Most Expensive'" and I laughed again

"Ok Kieffer, you've seen the 'Most Expensive... Don't be so Defensive! How is that"...
"Fine now can we stop talking about it... I'm scarred for life"

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Need some good vibes

I need some good vibes sent my way to get this place rented... UGH... It is driving me crazy!!!

I have a couple who wants it but doesnt want to move in until April 1st, so
I said ok, but you have to put down a deposit and I will take it off the rental market...


I havent heard back from them... even tho they say..."It feels like home and we want it!"

So send some good rental vibes my way... PLEASE... Jeez, Lousie...

I have lowered the rent $200 and it still hasnt rented in 3 months...
UGH!!!










Sunday, March 1, 2009

"Tuna is 50 cents a can"

Hope everyone is having a nice weekend... Gram Pam and I are having adventures... LOL

Remember her declaration on 'getting to the bottom of the Manny thing, when she got here'... Well that meant 'I had to call the police'... so I did... and guess what? They won't tell us if he is dead either!!!
I also took her over to his house and she looked in, and all around... We even looked in his mailbox

[a federal offense I might add... but all is fair in Love, War and looking for your dead neighbor right?]

He has not picked up his mail since January 26... on January 30th he was taken by ambulance remember...
So that is the end of the trail on finding Manny for now... Even Gram Pam says she believes Manny is gone too...
So that is it... now we just watch until someone comes to his property... Ill keep ya posted!

on to other things...

Friday night... Gram Pam and I headed to the grocery store... Wow... the things we get into on our adventures...
So there we are minding our own business shopping... when we happen upon a woman... standing by the cans of Tuna... She is VERY proud of her find...

"Ladies, LOOK Tuna is 50 cents a can!!!"

Gram Pam says "Oh Ill buy a few cans" and she starts putting them in our cart... when she is done... I start walking past the woman, and by now she has cornered some man and is telling him about the cheap tuna... and he announces pretty loudly "I don't really eat Tuna" and I said "Oh... too bad for your wife"

[Did you laugh?]
I didn't really say that...

I WANTED to say that... but I just couldn't bring myself to do it...

I whispered it to Pam and she laughed...

Oh the stuff that happens around the two of us... I swear