Thursday, March 20, 2008

HOWDY FROM HELL YA'LL

HI EVERYONE ITS KENDRAS PERSONAL SECRETARY PAM.....................YA'ALL REMEMBER ME FROM THE OME DOME

ITS THURSDAY DAY 13, FROM DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS.......BOM BOM BOM..............THEY HAD 7 INCHES AND WERE NOT TALKING PENIS EITHER OF RAIN PEOPLE, THE 4  WHEEL DRIVE HAD TO BE PULLED OUT BY A TRACTOR, SO THAT TELLS YOU SOMETHING ALREADY, THEY HAD THE STORM THAT'S COMING YOUR WAY LISA JO........GET THOSE RUBBERS OUT..............NOTHING IS BETTER THEN WATCHING FOR TORNADOES OUT THE TRAILER , OMG WHAT A VIEW..............KEIFFER TOOK 3RD,4TH AND 5TH...............SHE WILL EXPLAIN LATER..............THEY THINK THAT THE TRAILER IS HAUNTED, WHY BCUZ 2 BEDS BROKE THE GENERATOR BROKE THE PROPANE RAN OUT THE PLUMBING BIRST ON THE FIRST NIGHT AND FREEZING COLD, SHES LIKE A KID AT SUMMER CAMP AND JUST WANTS TO COME HOME TO ME HER PARTNER IN CRIME.............OH YEAH SHES MISSING US BAD...........LIKE IM MISSING HER

THEY GOT SO BORED SITTING IN THE TRAILER WITH NO ELECTRICITY THAT KAMERONS FRIEND DARED HIM TO GO RIDE WITH HIS UNDERWEAR AND TANK TOP, AND RIDING BOOTS AND HELMET..............O AND HE WASN'T ON A MOTORCYCLE............IT WSAS BIKE, SO YA'LL NO US SILVA'S WILL DO ANYTHING TO LAUGH AND HE DID IT! PICS LATER

THE GENERATOR IS FIXED AS WE SPEAK!!! WOO HOO WE HAVE LIGHTS, OH AND NOTHING ELSE WILL GO ON AND SO CALL THE GUY BACK, ....................AND DON'T FORGET TO ADD THE WHITE PUPPY TO THAT 7 INCHES OF RAIN,  WHICH EQUALS MUDDY MESS FROM HELL.........NOW SHES HIDING UNDER ALL THE BLANKETS BCUZ THE RV PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T FIX THE GENERATOR RIGHT THE FIRST TIME HAD TO BE CALLED AND ARE NOW IN HER SPACE TRYING TO REPAIR THE GENERATOR

FOR MORE STORIES FROM THE HEART OF TEXAS, YA'ALL COME BACK NOW YA HEAR!!

  

5 comments:

imgr8phil said...

Sounds like an eventful time.  Enjoy your Good Friday.  Take care.

Phil

nay0114 said...

Wow you guys pick a time to be stuck in Texas. What's up with the toy hauler? That is disappointing. Glad to hear that everyone is safe anyway keep dry and be careful.
Take care, Chrissie

eml625 said...

Holy Sh-t ! Cant wait to see the pictures.

Stay warm  and dry !
Ellen/from windy NY

candlejmr said...

OH MY LORD........

Kendra must be having the time of her life.....NOT! (lol)

I can't wait to see these pictures!  Tell her we love her and to get her butt home!!! (lol)

((hugs))
Jeanne

queeniemart said...

Sweet Jesus, Mother Mary...

is anyone smoking weed as all this is going on? I mean, come on girls.

poor puppy. Probably traumatized to death...got grown boys in their underwear out and about....we all want to see pics of that....

mud, rain, generators......i can smell quite a story for when Kendra comes back home.

Pam, you are a riot.
Love everybody.

lj