Monday, December 3, 2007

I'm not going to... Sheesh!!!

Shhh Sam went to Lowe's so I am taking a break from the
 
'Newport Beach House Brochure'
 
[Situated in the Heart of Dover Shores this well appointed home features an open spacious floor plan with Travertine Flooring... Blah, Blah, Blah] 
 
I would like to write...
 
Buy this house PLEASE because all our money is in it...  We have about 6 months till we are out of money and I have to start hookin for the house payments...
 
Speaking of sex... I have a couple of Horn Dogs here... [Rider and GiGi...
4 times yesterday, 3 today... and 2 times in the middle of the night...]
You should see Rider's legs... He is so chaffed! Too bad the old guy is shooting blanks or we would have quite the litter! 
 
I better get back to Real Estate Agent mode before the task master returns....
 
before he left he says "Don't get online and start flogging and blogging"
 
"I'm not going to... Sheesh" I said offended
 
Shhhhhhh...............

4 comments:

frankandmary said...

Yup, it is always much more offensive when it is true ;-0~Mary

imgr8phil said...

Horn dogs.  Sounds like me.  LOL

Phil

queeniemart said...

hell, if Maddie and Buddy started up right now i would jump with joy! You are too funny.
XO lj

nay0114 said...

Glad you got to drop a line before the drill sgt came back. I think your brochure would catch lots of attention IF you stated you were gonna start hookin to make the payments and maybe get some job offers too. ;-) LOL horn dogs.. hmmm I remember back when. You had to make me go there. To bad there's blanks they'd have cute puppies. Good luck selling THE HOUSE that is.
Take care, Chrissie