Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The Vet today... Oh boy... sigh

Why do I have 'dog aggressive' dogs?
Why O Why can't I have the normal dogs in the vets office? The ones sitting next to their owners, having nice conversations with other dog owners... hhhhmmm? Am I asking too much? I think not...

All I can say is Thank God, Sam and Kameron were with me... SERIOUSLY!!!  I didn't even pretend we could go in the vets through the waiting room! They brought us in through the side door...

Sam had GiGi, I had Rider and Kameron had his pit bull, who for some reason decided if she couldn't attack some strange dog at the vets... Then she would get pissed at her roommate dogs... She wanted to kill Gi Gi and Rider for some reason... WTH? I dont know... maybe its because she is in heat and all the smells set her off... who knows... but they gave her the shot and got her out of the office... Kameron was not  happy with her acting like that... Oh well, she is Helga she does what she wants...

So Kameron took her for a walk... The vet and the assistant were kind of shocked "They live together?" "Yup, they do..."

Anyway, they got their shots for rattlesnakes...

The vet LOVED GiGi "Oh Wow, is she a blue? [meaning her color] That is rare... I haven't seen many of these... her coat is beautiful... they tend to have skin issues..."

I said "You mean like him?"  Rider's body is a mess... he barely has any hair... he has freckles, and spots and scars all over him! He even has cauliflower ears from a year of hellish ear infections that we could not get rid of! Not that you all would notice his imperfections but compared to GiGi's coat... Rider is a mess :)

Rider's moto "A dog should not show up in heaven with a well preserved body, but should slide in sideways all beat up yelling That was a great RIDE!" LOL

Anyway, he kept going on and on about how pretty Gi Gi is, and how rare the color was!

Then he said "Did you ever see the Weim's on Sesame Street?" How funny that is exactly where I saw them and wanted one...

So anyway we go back in 3 weeks to get the booster shot then we are scheduling Bolts & GiGi to get fixed...

Like I said Bolts is currently in heat... and I hate to admit this but... Bolts is a lesbian...

For some reason [probably because GiGi is the dominant female in the house]  yup just as you can picture... GiGi is humping Bolts all over the house... I thought Rider would be doing that but no... Helga is a lesbian with a black lover...

Why? Why can't I have normal dogs? Why?

4 comments:

nay0114 said...

LOL another day in the family. Too funny about Helga. GiGi is just an all around lover. Rider just says he's being smart and staying out of that one.
Take care and Hugs, Chrissie

eml625 said...

You can borrow my lap dog. She's quiet, and doesnt want to eat the other dogs at the vet.
love ya
E.

candlejmr said...

Hmmmmm....what a crew you have!!  It's nice to know that the insanity that is the Silva family carries over into the canine's in the family too!  (LOL!!)  Maggie (my miniature dashchund) has terrible skin too.  I have to give her melotonin every day otherwise she gets huge bald, scaly patches on her little body!

And you have to do it all over again????????????????/

Oye vey.....

((hugs))
Jeanne

lanurseprn said...

My son's little Schnauzer is like that....wants to kill any other dog...or any other animal in general. She's crazy and we can't take her anywhere! But, at home, she's quiet and loves to sit on our laps. Weird.
You're BRAVE for tackling all of that with all of the dogs at once! I'm not so brave. I'd have done one at a time. LOL!
Good luck today with Gram Pam. Tell her hi for me.
Love, Pam