Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Calgon take me away

We did it... I couldn't wait for it to be over... I was a nervous wreck but I couldn't let on and get Kieffer all nervous... he was as cool as a cucumber...
He said "It's pretty weird to walk into the hospital for surgery, I usually come in by ambulance and stretcher"
The hospital was great, the staff was wonderful and the people inside were nice... So JFK Hospital gets 5 stars from me...
The funniest thing was when we left... Kieffer had to do the obligatory wheelchair thing but he is SO damn tall... its was hilarious... imagine a monkey on a football... I tried to take a pic but it was too dark outside...
He feels great... I am so thankful because usually he is so out of it after surgery...
The girls will be coming over to check up on him [He is such a little player he better space them out, so they don't run into each other!] 
I said "Kieffer are you gonna play up your boo boo's in front of the girls?" 
 "Ohhh yaaa!  Owww it really hurts, and there is only one thing that takes my pain away" 
"Nevermind, I dont want to know what that is..."
 
Must be a penis thing...  
 
"Just use a rubber, Kieffer"
 
"Don't worry Mom... No glove... No Love"
 
Uh ya... he's feeling fine...
 
Calgon take me away...

5 comments:

nay0114 said...

LOL it is weird when you have to realize your kids have sex. It's gross, but hey I got a doll of a grandbaby out of it so guess I could stand it every five years or so.
Take care, Chrissie

imgr8phil said...

LOL You're funny.  It's good to know that even a poor hospital can be good.

Phil

eml625 said...

Hey sista
Glad he's doing good. Keep us updated.
Hes a little playa huh? I don't want to know when my boys is doing that ......
love ya
E

voliball4me said...

ACHEM.... There better not be skanky girls visiting my little brother, I will so be there to regulate, whether people like it or not. IM the BIG sister and I expect them to have HIGH standards!!!!!! HMMM, I was worried about Kieffer's surgery, now I hafta to worry bout lil girlies trying to be his private nurse=  UGH~ The work of a BIG sister never ENDS!

queeniemart said...

no glove, no love. Funny. i am so thankful also that he is ok!
XO lj