Wednesday, March 4, 2009

"You've seen the best... forget the rest!!!"

Whoa, I had a flashback to my childhood this morning! One day I was getting ready for high school and my Father was still sleeping, I forgot to get something signed so I opened his bedroom door to tell him... Only, my father wasn't sleeping... He had gotten up out of bed and was heading towards his robe on the back of the door... NAKED... OMG, I suddenly realized he was naked and quickly shut the door!!!
The thing I remember most about that morning was how my Dad handled it...
[I mean seriously... can you say awkward]
He came out of the door and said "You've seen the best!! Forget the rest!!" and I laughed... I have NEVER forgotten that day... I thought that was the coolest way to handle awkward!!!

So fast forward to this morning... OMG I can not believe I am about to tell you all this but its never a dull moment in my household!!!


I got up this morning and let the dogs out... Kameron and Kieffer are up here helping to get us ready for the Texas Nationals... so like I said I let the dogs out, started coffee, and tried to call the dogs back in but they wouldn't come.... Grrrrr... they were hunting in the wood pile... I thought... whatever... I am going back to bed!!! So I took off my robe and snuggled back into bed with Sam... I was just starting to fall back asleep when suddenly we heard Bolts and Rider fighting... Which sounded like they were killing each other! I FLEW out of bed, opened my door and started looking for a glass of water on the bar to throw at them!!! I looked across the bar and then up to Kieffer's face... He had this look of horror on his face... and that is when I realized... I was topless!!!! I used my arm to cover them, grabbed a bottle of water, and ran outside... By now, Kameron had gotten them apart... it was officially over...
So I walked back in the house, threw on my robe and said "Kieffer, you have seen the best... forget the rest!"
but of course Kieffer couldn't leave it at that...


"Ok, first of all... when I think of the 'best' boobs I have seen in my life... I really don't want the word 'MOM popping into my head, so I have to come up with a different category..."
I laughed
Kieffer thought for minute and said "Ok they are the 'Most Expensive'" and I laughed again

"Ok Kieffer, you've seen the 'Most Expensive... Don't be so Defensive! How is that"...
"Fine now can we stop talking about it... I'm scarred for life"

5 comments:

Chrissie said...

See you and Sam are getting to use to NOT having kids around.
You could be like me and make it worse... what ya looking at those things feed you... which is what I told my son one time.
He was scarred to, but he's gotten over it.
I think that happens to everyone at some point in time.
You're right it's all in how you handle it.
Take care, Chrissie

Jeanne said...

I'm gonna remember that line!!! You tell some great stories girlfriend!!!

((hugs))
Jeanne

Missie said...

Too funny!

LYN said...

seeing your Mum topless...

priceless...


but par for the course on topless beaches in Europe...;-)

Pamela said...

LOL that's a great way to handle it! I'll have to remember that if my son ever catches me! This story made me laugh!!
Love ya!