Friday, March 27, 2009

All my stalkers live in Texas, thats why I hang my hat in CA


I have been so busy I forgot to tell ya'all about my stalker in Texas!

I don't know why weird stuff like this happens to me but it does...

Last week, we desperately needed our trailer pumped out... The pooper pumped! So my sister in law Tina and I head out on the golf cart to find the pooper pumper guy... Sam said he saw the guy driving around looking for customers... We look and look... NOTHING... this is not good because its coming up the toilet in the trailer... [sorry I know that was graphic but you need to know how desperately we were looking for the guy...] We went to the main gate and asked if he left for the day? Nope he is still in the MX park they tell us... "Ok well DON'T let him leave, until he comes by site 171" Ok they say...
Then we find him... I must have looked so HAPPY to see him! because for some reason the guy hugged me as I approached him... Can you say... EEeeeeewwwww... The pooper pumper guy hugged me!!!!!!!!!!!!
I asked him to come by site 171 when he left this motorhome and he said "I was next on his list... be right there"
An hour later... ? He shows up... but I am leaving on the golf cart to watch a race... so I leave him with Sam...
I guess he asked Sam "Is that your wife?" Sam said "Yes" "Awww too bad, I kinda like her, she is purtee" Sam laughed
I get back and Sam is teasing me... "You got a secret admirer... Kendra... you might want to consider leaving me for him... start a new life... you could be Mrs. Pooper Pumper"
everyone laughs
"Hey... you better knock it off... I just might do that... he is number 1, in the number 2 business" everyone laughs...

Later that day... we see Mr. Pooper Pumper in the food court area...
"Kendra don't look now but here comes your secret admirer" Tina says
I am sitting in the golf cart... he touches my knee.... eeeeeewwwww...
"How long ya gonna be here? I'll be here till Sunday" he says all excited
"Yup me too" I say and think... please don't kidnap me
"Well if ya need another pumping... let me know"
"I don't think we will, but if we do... Ill come find ya" inside my head I'm thinking please don't touch me again...
[Sam said he never wore gloves during the pumping... Ewwwwww]

Hang on... I gotta take another shower just typing this story....

The next day... Tina and I are on the back of the golf cart when she spots him... So she calls out to him and waves...
I coulda killed her...

Not 5 minutes later, he comes into our camping area and makes a beeline for me...

Please dont touch me... Please don't touch me... I am thinking

Everyone stops what they are doing to enjoy the show... with smirks on their faces...

"Hi... what camp is this? because I am looking for site 164... I have to go there next"
"Uhhh.....This is 171"
"Oh ok... thanks and he walks off"

Everyone waits till he is gone... then they bust out laughing... "TINA... don't do that again!!!" I chase after her like I am in high school

I heard so much crap about him... LOL

"Awww Kendra, Even Pooper Pumper Men need love"
"I bet he pumps really good too"
"They don't call them Honey Dippers for nothing!"

"OMG... you guys need to SHUT the HELL UP"
"Oh... I bet he could clean your potty mouth... really well"

All I can say is... At least my stalker... was number 1 in the number 2 business!!!!

I gotta go take another shower...

EEEEeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...........................

15 comments:

Jeanne said...

ROFL....there is so much that I could say about this, that I just don't even know where to begin!!!!

BUT...

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!! (LOL)

((hugs))
Jeanne

Chrissie said...

LMAO!! this was hilarious I know at your expense, but I could just see it going down in my mind.
Sam's family sounds just like mine. They are always up for making fun of others. I can just see Tina scouting out the guy just so she can wave and say HEY lol knowing good and well he wants an excuse to come over and talk to you.
That's what you get for being so damn pretty with long legs. Texas guys like things big you know.
That was fun.
Yes now go hit the shower.
Hugs, Chrissie

Emma Joanne said...

That is just too funny !!

Pamela said...

LOL at least you didn't get splatted!! You are so funny! I'm glad you left him in Texas!
xoxox

Rachel said...

lol even loved this story the first time i heard it from you!!! haha BEWARE the Poop Scooper!!! xoxoxoxo

Jimmy's Journal said...

Hi Kendra - I'm stopping by via Pamela's blog. Funny story!

Jimmy

mortonlake said...

hi kendra,followed pams link.glad i did.rofl.omg.great blog,i will return,lol.take care,mort.x

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

Saying hello to you as Pamela said you needed some visitors. It would be pretty bad being stalked like that. Glad you all got some laughter out of it anyway. In about 3 weeks my camper in the woods will open up and I'll be needing those services too...The dumper guy at our campground is fortuately married to a nice gal so I won't be having those problems for sure. It sure makes me miss the place even more hearing about your riding around on the golf cart. We have those too. My Son and SIL do anyway. It's only April thru October that the weather is decent enough for the place to be open.

Penny said...

That is TOO funny! I would have been waay uncomfortable. My late husband was a plumber and used to say stuff like "your "poop" is my bread and butter" eeeeeewwwwww is right! At least he always kept his hands and body clean, LOL. Blessings, Penny

Trees said...

Hi Kendra, I read Pam's blog, LANursePRN, she said to come over and see how funny you are. You are absolutely hilarious. I loved your story about the Pooper Pumper Man. I have put u on my list to follow and will be back again.

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Stephanie said...

Pam sent me over here and I'm glad. That was just hilarious! I'm sure he washes his hands... LOL! Hey, you gotta expect admirers when you are hot. :-)

Take care,
Stephanie

Rachel said...

I came over because Pam said you had a great blog. Well, let me tell you that I do NOT appreciate blogs that make me spit beer on my monitor!

Too funny!

Gram Pam said...

Hey I can't say I blame you there, after hearing that story....Oh but isn't it nice to be loved Kendra, even if it is with the poop pumper....does that mean he will put up with your shit???? LOL..just kidding.......love you lots!!

Gram Pam said...

Man girl you have alot of admirers now don't you

CINDY said...

Coming your way by Pam and I am so glad I did. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I will be back again to check out your stories.

Cindy