Monday, December 3, 2007

Sending Bitch in Heat vibes to Ohio

hell, if Maddie and Buddy started up right now i would jump with joy! You are too funny.
XO lj
 
Rider and Gi Gi are sending Buddy and Maddie their 'Bitch in Heat Mojo'...
 
 
Hey I bet Gi Gi could get Buddy up and moving... woo hoo...
 
"Hi Ya Big Boy...."
 
Ill bring her over in the morning...  ;)
 
 
 

I'm not going to... Sheesh!!!

Shhh Sam went to Lowe's so I am taking a break from the
 
'Newport Beach House Brochure'
 
[Situated in the Heart of Dover Shores this well appointed home features an open spacious floor plan with Travertine Flooring... Blah, Blah, Blah] 
 
I would like to write...
 
Buy this house PLEASE because all our money is in it...  We have about 6 months till we are out of money and I have to start hookin for the house payments...
 
Speaking of sex... I have a couple of Horn Dogs here... [Rider and GiGi...
4 times yesterday, 3 today... and 2 times in the middle of the night...]
You should see Rider's legs... He is so chaffed! Too bad the old guy is shooting blanks or we would have quite the litter! 
 
I better get back to Real Estate Agent mode before the task master returns....
 
before he left he says "Don't get online and start flogging and blogging"
 
"I'm not going to... Sheesh" I said offended
 
Shhhhhhh...............

Saturday, December 1, 2007

I Dont know... I just live here

Hello from soggy Palm Springs, CA
Woo Hoo... it rained all day yesterday and into the night! It was perfect! 
A constant light to heavy drizzle... Sam and I went to Cost Co while it rained and they had to hand us paper towels to wipe our cart handle off... Sweet!
I didnt take any photos... kinda burned out after Kieffer's arm... which is doing well... He has not taken one Advil, can you believe that!  Wow... tough kid!  Kieffer is over at his friend Aggie's house right now... He has a thing for girls who's first names start with A... Aggie [Augustina], Audra, Ashley... maybe he is starting with the A's then heading to the B's... IDK?
 
My favorite saying right now is "I don't know... I just live here"
 
Kameron and his friend Jared took off at 7am this morning to go snowboarding in Big Bear!  They called and said it was snowing... Big Bear is about an hour from our High Desert house... 2 hours from here... 
 
If we were racing this weekend... they would be with me... and I wouldn't have to worry so much! 
 
Well, a little during the races... but not all day!
 
Well... that is all for now...  I want to go watch UCLA beat the University of Spoiled Children... so I can give Phil a hard time about it... I don't think it will happen but you never know... Never say Never...

Thursday, November 29, 2007

I hafta bitch...

Remember how that company brought over the ice machine thing the Dr. ordered?

Before they came over I asked him to check on my insurance and make sure it is covered... He says "I called them and they are getting back to me but I don't see a problem with it... If there is a problem we will comp you the cost... I will make sure it won't cost you a dime"

I said "Ok great"

Well guess what... the company calls me a few hours later and says we have a 70/30 plan and the cost will be about $270 or something like that...

I said "No the rep promised me it wouldnt cost me a dime, insurance would cover it"

Surgery day I get another call... "Ok well we will only charge you 15% for $130 something"

Uh... No I dont think so... I have an ice maker...

So they picked up the machine today...

WTH?  Give me a break!  The rep said "It won't cost me a dime" and he's right...

Get your machine outta here...

What a waste of my time... Grrrrr....

Comment from Candice

ACHEM.... There better not be skanky girls visiting my little brother, I will so be there to regulate, whether people like it or not. IM the BIG sister and I expect them to have HIGH standards!!!!!! HMMM, I was worried about Kieffer's surgery, now I hafta to worry bout lil girlies trying to be his private nurse=  UGH~ The work of a BIG sister never ENDS!

Warning: My babies boo boo photos

Owwwweeee.... but he says it doesn't hurt... his leg hurts tho...

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Calgon take me away

We did it... I couldn't wait for it to be over... I was a nervous wreck but I couldn't let on and get Kieffer all nervous... he was as cool as a cucumber...
He said "It's pretty weird to walk into the hospital for surgery, I usually come in by ambulance and stretcher"
The hospital was great, the staff was wonderful and the people inside were nice... So JFK Hospital gets 5 stars from me...
The funniest thing was when we left... Kieffer had to do the obligatory wheelchair thing but he is SO damn tall... its was hilarious... imagine a monkey on a football... I tried to take a pic but it was too dark outside...
He feels great... I am so thankful because usually he is so out of it after surgery...
The girls will be coming over to check up on him [He is such a little player he better space them out, so they don't run into each other!] 
I said "Kieffer are you gonna play up your boo boo's in front of the girls?" 
 "Ohhh yaaa!  Owww it really hurts, and there is only one thing that takes my pain away" 
"Nevermind, I dont want to know what that is..."
 
Must be a penis thing...  
 
"Just use a rubber, Kieffer"
 
"Don't worry Mom... No glove... No Love"
 
Uh ya... he's feeling fine...
 
Calgon take me away...