Saturday, December 8, 2007

Do you remember...

Hey Lisa Jo,

You were right she DID have a magnifying glass she looked through... and I think it was on Romper Room... My cousin was on Romper Room and I remember him walking around on those upside down cup things with strings you would hang on too... Kinda like stilts but upside down cup things instead...

Do you remember...

Mr. Green Jeans? 

or how about Captain Kangaroo? 

 Listening to Casey Kasem and America's Top 40 every Sunday...

Saturday Morning cartoons... the last cartoon here was Fat Albert... "Hey Hey Hey..." then you could watch American Band Stand and then Soul Train... but after that... there wasn't any good T.V. on...  maybe once in a while you might find a Shirley Temple movie or a Little Rascals episode or Three Stooges...

[Uh.... can you tell I was a bored lonely only]

Sometimes on Sundays my Dad and I would go to Newport to visit my Grandparents...  and they would always have 'Face the Nation' on and then later

Oh Wow I can't think of the show...

bubbles...

"anda one, anda two"

damn it let me go ask Sam...

Ahhhhhh "Lawrence Welk"

I went to the garage because Sam is fixing stuff in there... I heard him calling me a few minutes ago but I ignored it because I thought he was going to tell me to quit flogging and blogging and start picking up downstairs...

No... he was calling me because our song was on the radio... 

"Caught up in you" by 38 Special...  

Awwww....  extra points in the plus column for him...!

Anyway... the dogs are still doing "it" all the time... I just yell at them
 
"Just Get a Room..."
 
Sam says "Gi Gi's name is no longer Gi Gi...
its V"
 
I said "V? Not Large Marge because She's in Charge?" that was his last name for her...
 
Sam says "No... right now she is V...
 
for Vagina" 
 
I started laughing...
 
Anyway... I LOVE being home for the weekend...  but I guess my kids don't...
Kameron is snowboarding again, Kieffer went to breakfast with a bunch of girls, and Sam and I went to the shop to get some tools, that needed fixing...
 
OMG speaking of tools I gotta tell you a story...  When we first bought our office building... Sam decided to check out a place up the street called "The Tool Shed" 
 
When he came back looking shell shocked he said...
 
"Ya its a tool place alright...   its a gay bar!"
 
I laughed so hard...

 

Friday, December 7, 2007

Hobo Kelly Glasses

Kieffer comes home with these huge glasses from the 3-D IMAX movie theatre... 

Sam puts them on and says "Look I'm Hobo Kelly" and I chime in doing the best whimsical voice I can

 "I see Sam, and Kieffer and Kameron"  then both of us start laughing

Kieffer says "You guys are weird... Who is Hobo Kelly"

Anybody remember Hobo Kelly?

Phil should...

In case she was only a west coast thing... Hobo Kelly was a kid show here and at the end of her show, she would put these big glasses on and act like she could see into our homes.... Parents would write in and tell her to say stuff like "I see Lisa Jo in Ohio, and Ellen in New York, Oh Look I see Chrissie in Kentucky very nice decorations Chrissie, Oh I see Kyan"

You get the idea

Thursday, December 6, 2007

My Thursday...

An interesting day...
 
At 12pm Kieffer says he is going to get gas in his beast [1991 Suburban]
because he is going to lunch with his friend Kevin and his Dad at the nearby country club... I said "Oh... dress nicely then"  "Oh I will... I'm not going for another hour tho..." and he leaves...
Next thing we know, Kevin's Dad pulls up and asks if Kevin is with Kieffer and Sam says "No, but I will call him and find out" [I guess Kevin has ditched the first 4 periods of high school today] 
Long story shorter... after Kieffer left to get gas, Kevin calls him and says come get me at the high school... its lunch time... so Kieffer does...
and they pull up and Kevin's Dad is here all pissed off!  Thinking Kieffer and Kevin have been together all morning... but I am here to tell you they were NOT!  So much for the C.C. lunch I guess!
Next thing I know Kieffer calls and says "Mom, Kevin's Mom is going to come by... she is going to ask you if you called in and pretended to be Kevin's Mom at the High School!"  I said "WHAT? I would NEVER do that! You know I didn't do that!"  Kieffer says "Ya I know Mom but I still thought I should give you a heads up"
I waited for an hour but she never came by... I was going to call her but then I thought nevermind I'm not getting involved in the drama...
 
So I left and I went over to Candice's to check on her doggie JD [or my grandson as she calls him] because she is NOT having any kids I totally support her decision as she really is a second Mom to her brothers... She LOVES kids and babies just doesn't want any of her own...
 
Anyway... keep sending prayers and love for JD as he is not out of the woods yet... He is still throwing up but he is drinking on his own... [not eating yet... but that is understandable as Parvo makes a dog shed the lining of their stomach and that hurts him...  She is watching him very carefully and giving him Pedialite and Pepto Bismal... That is all she can do... Parvo kills through dehydration... She has to keep him drinking water every hour]
Koda was very happy to see me [Candice's Chihuahua] he loves his Glamma Kendra! 
 
After I came home... I came upstairs to check my email... and I hear
"Hey Mom, what's going on..." it was Kris... [its been a month] I gave him a big hug and so did Sam... we want him to come around and see us... we just dont want to employ him and be angry all the time... He has another job and he seems happy with it...  He stayed for dinner... tri-tip, potatoes, and a Caesar salad and he drank a gallon of milk!
Ok... it seemed like a gallon of milk... 
It was nice... the kind of thing we want with him...
 
See it was an interesting day... 
 
Anyway...my dogs are going to get hit with water if they start getting frisky [read horny and chasing each other around our room] at 5am again... 
 
I said to Sam "What was up with the dogs this morning?"
 
Sam says seriously  "Hey Honey... come here and pet GiGi for a second"
 
I thought Uh oh "is something wrong with her"  I come and pet her worried
 
"No I was hoping it would rub off on you" and I laughed...

Road Trip to Redondo and Newport Beach...

 
 
 
Before I tell you about my trip... I want to tell Lisa Jo and my daughter Candice my heart is full of worry for poor JD and Buddy... Lisa Jo I truly hope a miracle happens tonight and you do not have to put Buddy to sleep in the morning... I had to do that with my Dalmatian Domino and although my head knew it was the right thing to do at the time...  my heart on the other hand was broken... So please know you both are in my thoughts and prayers...
 
_________________________________________________________
 
Big Sigh......  
 
 Ok... 
 
We got a pretty late start on Tuesday because Sam decided he wanted a cup of tea at 9pm on Monday night after watching a GREAT Monday night football game -
Wow it was exciting... Sam picked the Patriots to go to the Superbowl this year... and they are 12-0... playing for a perfect season... however even he was cheering for the Ravens on Monday... it was a crazy game... 
 
anyway so after drinking the cup of tea... Sam was up all night and couldn't sleep... I woke up at 4:30am and said "Isn't it hot in here?" 
"Yes, turn the heater down... I was going to but I was feeling like I was FINALLY falling asleep and didnt want to get up"
 
30 minutes later... it's hotter than hell in our room... and I sleepily hear grumbling about how I turned the heater all the way up instead of down!  I am use to the air conditioner and turning it off by pushing the lever to the right and 90 degrees...
 
uh... oops...
 
So Sam finally fell asleep at 5am... 
 
 [Sam, Kam, Kieffer and I] finally got out the door to Newport/ Redondo at 11am... 
 
At 1pm we arrived and paid the hauling guy
[he has been there 3 times hauling construction debris]
 
We thought Greg [our foreman]
 
remember the guy from my ghost story...
 
had done a final clean up... but you look at these pics and tell me if you think this was a final clean up?  Sam was not happy...
 
Anyway... I hear "Hey Mom, come here.... I gotta show you a painting of an obscene green guy"....  So I walk over to the garage where the last tenant left some paintings...
 
[Candice check this out... Craig painted this... maybe you were right!!!]
 
Kameron says "You should ebay these Mom!" 
I laughed "Ya right, what am I going to call him?" 
Kameron says seriously "Obscene, Green Guy... no wait... his name is 'Earth Man'... its on the back of the painting"
 
So what do you think... should I ebay them? 
 
They did leave w/o paying for the last months rent!!! Hhhhmmm
 
Later we check into a motel because we still had to go to Newport in the morning...  The waves were HUGE...
 
They came down from that Big Storm in the Pacific Northwest... I guess Oregon got 12" of rain in one day...
 
Then we rented some beach cruisers... and rode down the strand...
Kameron was doing wheelies, and Kieffer was swinging his back tire around and doing little burnouts!  [with 26 stitches in his arm and 4 in his leg... but you'd never know... they were acting like 5 year olds on new bikes]
 
We took the boys to where Sam use to surf everyday... and took these pics
 
 
The next morning, we went to a place called Good Stuff in Hermosa Beach...
 
We had breakfast and watched 3 teams of volleyball players in the sand...[shorts and bikini's mind you]
 
I left my camera in the room... darn it... the picture would have been called
"December in Southern California" it was amazing...

After checking out of the hotel... we drove to Starbucks... for some reason the guy couldn't get our order right... 
so Sam said "Sorry, we're not from around here" [like it was our fault]
"that is OK... no worries!" we started laughing...
 
 when we pulled up to the window Sam says "Hey.. isn't Disneyland around here somewhere off PCH?" 
[It is no where near Pacific Coast Highway] 
This really stumped the Starbucks guy!
So Sam says "Oh never mind we will look at the map"
they gave us our coffee and said
"Have fun at Disneyland"
I almost pee'd my pants laughing...  My husband can make me laugh at the stupidest stuff!
 
Then we headed to the carpet place and bought carpet for Prospect [in the bedrooms only] then on to Newport to see the paint job the new guys have done...  [it sucked... they are coming back next week... I swear if you are not on a jobsite 24/7 they will try to get away with crappy work! WTH? In this economy I would do excellent work and get more jobs... but what do I know... I just live here!] 
 
Kieffer has been fighting off a cold the whole time we are gone... So I notice him just sitting on the grass... I know he doesn't feel good... I have my camera and start taking photos of him...
"Work it... Work it... Your a Lion in the Jungle" 
I got this shot... what do you think...
 
"Kameron come here and take a picture with your brother..." that lasted about 4 minutes...
 
 
 
then Kameron started hitting Kieffer with a leaf and singing "Mama said there'd be days like this, [whap] there'd be days like this [whap] there'd be days like this... my Mama said" [whap] 
Kieffer and Kameron start rolling around in the grass [they are 16 and almost 20 but sometimes I swear they are 5 and 9 sometimes]
 
Anyway... that was my trip in a nutshell... minus the phone calls to Candice all day about her dog... he is onesick Pup... Parvo is not a good thing! So keep sending prayers...
Lisa Jo... I am so sorry to hear about your Buddy dying overnight! I believe he waited till you were at work knowing it would have broken your heart to watch him die... 
My heart broke when my beloved Domino died when Rider was a puppy... I miss him alot but now I have my GiGi  [sometimes I swear she is Domino reincarnated... she does alot of stuff he use to do... I know that sounds crazy but sometimes I wonder!]
You want to know something else that happened that sounds crazy...  he would lay at the foot of our bed and when he would finally lay down the bed would move...  For a week after Domino died... our bed still moved like he was there... I thought it was just me noticing it but Sam did too...  So if you notice anything like that... Maybe sometimes they stick around to make sure we are ok...
Time will heal your heart... and I believe Buddy will be in heaven waiting for you when it is your time to cross to the other side... 
 
 
 
 
 

Monday, December 3, 2007

Sending Bitch in Heat vibes to Ohio

hell, if Maddie and Buddy started up right now i would jump with joy! You are too funny.
XO lj
 
Rider and Gi Gi are sending Buddy and Maddie their 'Bitch in Heat Mojo'...
 
 
Hey I bet Gi Gi could get Buddy up and moving... woo hoo...
 
"Hi Ya Big Boy...."
 
Ill bring her over in the morning...  ;)
 
 
 

I'm not going to... Sheesh!!!

Shhh Sam went to Lowe's so I am taking a break from the
 
'Newport Beach House Brochure'
 
[Situated in the Heart of Dover Shores this well appointed home features an open spacious floor plan with Travertine Flooring... Blah, Blah, Blah] 
 
I would like to write...
 
Buy this house PLEASE because all our money is in it...  We have about 6 months till we are out of money and I have to start hookin for the house payments...
 
Speaking of sex... I have a couple of Horn Dogs here... [Rider and GiGi...
4 times yesterday, 3 today... and 2 times in the middle of the night...]
You should see Rider's legs... He is so chaffed! Too bad the old guy is shooting blanks or we would have quite the litter! 
 
I better get back to Real Estate Agent mode before the task master returns....
 
before he left he says "Don't get online and start flogging and blogging"
 
"I'm not going to... Sheesh" I said offended
 
Shhhhhhh...............

Saturday, December 1, 2007

I Dont know... I just live here

Hello from soggy Palm Springs, CA
Woo Hoo... it rained all day yesterday and into the night! It was perfect! 
A constant light to heavy drizzle... Sam and I went to Cost Co while it rained and they had to hand us paper towels to wipe our cart handle off... Sweet!
I didnt take any photos... kinda burned out after Kieffer's arm... which is doing well... He has not taken one Advil, can you believe that!  Wow... tough kid!  Kieffer is over at his friend Aggie's house right now... He has a thing for girls who's first names start with A... Aggie [Augustina], Audra, Ashley... maybe he is starting with the A's then heading to the B's... IDK?
 
My favorite saying right now is "I don't know... I just live here"
 
Kameron and his friend Jared took off at 7am this morning to go snowboarding in Big Bear!  They called and said it was snowing... Big Bear is about an hour from our High Desert house... 2 hours from here... 
 
If we were racing this weekend... they would be with me... and I wouldn't have to worry so much! 
 
Well, a little during the races... but not all day!
 
Well... that is all for now...  I want to go watch UCLA beat the University of Spoiled Children... so I can give Phil a hard time about it... I don't think it will happen but you never know... Never say Never...